DAWN: Like you'd tell me anyway. Dawn's too young and Dawn's too delicate.
BUFFY: Right. A young delicate pain in my butt.

GILES: I'm not sure our regular workout is ... challenging you any more. Perhaps we should make it harder.
BUFFY: You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol I should carry a load of bricks, use a stake made of butter.
GILES: Very amusing.

BUFFY: She shouldn't have found out like that.
SPIKE: You didn't think you could keep the truth from her forever, did you? Maybe if you had been more honest with her in the first place, you wouldn't be trying to make yourself feel better with a round of Kick The Spike.

BUFFY: How was school today?
DAWN: Um, the usual. Big square building filled with boredom and despair.
BUFFY: Just how I remember it.

DAWN: You guys doin' a spell?
WILLOW: Dawn, hey. Y-yeah, we're doing an early warning incantation. If anything hellgodishly powerful comes within a hundred feet of the shop, then screechy siren things will, you know, screech.TARA: This should give us a heads-up so we can hide ... the, um, key.
WILLOW: We already put one up around your house.
DAWN: Cool, can I help?
WILLOW: Well, I don't think Buffy would like the, uh, black arts bumpin' auras with the littlest Summers.

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