WILLOW: Teleportation spell. Still working out the kinks.
BUFFY: Where'd you send her?
WILLOW: Don't know. That's one of the kinks.

BUFFY: How was school today?
DAWN: Um, the usual. Big square building filled with boredom and despair.
BUFFY: Just how I remember it.

XANDER: We're going up against a god. An actual mightier-than-thou god.
WILLOW: Well, you know what they say, the bigger they are-
ANYA: The faster they stomp you into nothing.

GILES: I'm not sure our regular workout is ... challenging you any more. Perhaps we should make it harder.
BUFFY: You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol I should carry a load of bricks, use a stake made of butter.
GILES: Very amusing.

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