WILLOW: This is exactly what you need. A 20th birthday party with, with, with presents, and funny hats, and, and those candles that don't blow out... (whispers to Tara) Those used to scare me.
TARA: Me too.

GLORY: Never send a minion to do a god's work.

DAWN: I'm not an idiot. I know you're talking about me.
XANDER: No, no, we really weren't.
ANYA: We were talking about sex.

DAWN: Like you'd tell me anyway. Dawn's too young and Dawn's too delicate.
BUFFY: Right. A young delicate pain in my butt.

SPIKE: Brown-robe types are always protecting something. It's the only way they can justify giving up girls.

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