XANDER: Anya, you wanna help me with that thing?
ANYA: Xander needs help with his thing!

XANDER: You know, uh ... she kinda has a crush on me.
GILES: Your point being?
XANDER: Well nothing, no, uh ... just saying, powerful being ... big energy gal digging the Xan-man. Some guys are just cooler, you know?

SPIKE: Brown-robe types are always protecting something. It's the only way they can justify giving up girls.

BUFFY: Get away from my sister.
GLORY: Hey, we were just talking about you.
BUFFY: Conversation's over, hell-bitch.

ANYA: Oh, it's just so lovely! Oh, I wish it was mine!
ANYA: Oh, like you weren't all thinking the same thing.
GILES: I'm fairly certain I wasn't. (whispers to Xander) I've got one just like it.

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