GLORY: Very irritating. Irrational. Know what I mean, tiny snapdragon? Like ...bugs under my skin. And say,I'm feelin' a little...
DAWN: What's wrong with you?
GLORY: Hey. Hey! This doesn't have to be a complete waste of my precious time. I've been meaning to send the Slayer a message. And I could use a little pick-me-up. Two birds, one stone, and Boom. You have yummy dead birds.

ANYA: Oh, it's just so lovely! Oh, I wish it was mine!
ANYA: Oh, like you weren't all thinking the same thing.
GILES: I'm fairly certain I wasn't. (whispers to Xander) I've got one just like it.

WILLOW: Not even a card, huh?
BUFFY: I wasn't really expecting one. No contact with civilians. There's probably a ... code name for it. You know, like radio silence, it's "greeting card silence."
WILLOW: Sorry.
BUFFY: Maybe it's time to start a new tradition. Birthdays without boyfriends. It could be just as much fun.
WILLOW: Preaching to the choir here, baby.

ANYA: You make a very pretty little girl!

BUFFY: How was school today?
DAWN: Um, the usual. Big square building filled with boredom and despair.
BUFFY: Just how I remember it.

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