ANYA: You make a very pretty little girl!

GLORY: Very irritating. Irrational. Know what I mean, tiny snapdragon? Like ...bugs under my skin. And say,I'm feelin' a little...
DAWN: What's wrong with you?
GLORY: Hey. Hey! This doesn't have to be a complete waste of my precious time. I've been meaning to send the Slayer a message. And I could use a little pick-me-up. Two birds, one stone, and Boom. You have yummy dead birds.

SPIKE: Morning, sunshine. If you've come around for eggs or sausage, I'm fresh out.

BUFFY: Ohh ... it's beautiful. Thank you, guys.
TARA: Well, we thought you'd get lots of crossbows, other killy stuff.
WILLOW: Yeah, so we figured, less killy, more frilly.

GILES: I'm not sure our regular workout is ... challenging you any more. Perhaps we should make it harder.
BUFFY: You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol I should carry a load of bricks, use a stake made of butter.
GILES: Very amusing.

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