SPIKE: Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy-bye? All warm and safe where nothing can eat you?
DAWN: Is that supposed to scare me?
SPIKE: Little tremble wouldn't hurt.
DAWN: Sorry, it's just ... come on. I'm badder than you.
SPIKE: Are not!
DAWN: Am too. You're standing in the bushes hugging a bent box of chocolates, and I'm-
SPIKE: What? Sneaking out to braid hair and watch Teletubbies with your mates?

SPIKE: Morning, sunshine. If you've come around for eggs or sausage, I'm fresh out.

BUFFY: She shouldn't have found out like that.
SPIKE: You didn't think you could keep the truth from her forever, did you? Maybe if you had been more honest with her in the first place, you wouldn't be trying to make yourself feel better with a round of Kick The Spike.

BUFFY: Get away from my sister.
GLORY: Hey, we were just talking about you.
BUFFY: Conversation's over, hell-bitch.

DAWN: Like you'd tell me anyway. Dawn's too young and Dawn's too delicate.
BUFFY: Right. A young delicate pain in my butt.

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