ANYA: We were talking about sex. I mean, you know us, sometimes we like to pretend stuff-
JOYCE: Um...
XANDER: Anya!
ANYA: You know, like, say there's a fireman, or a shepherd-

ANYA: Oh, it's just so lovely! Oh, I wish it was mine!
ANYA: Oh, like you weren't all thinking the same thing.
GILES: I'm fairly certain I wasn't. (whispers to Xander) I've got one just like it.

XANDER: We're going up against a god. An actual mightier-than-thou god.
WILLOW: Well, you know what they say, the bigger they are-
ANYA: The faster they stomp you into nothing.

BUFFY: She shouldn't have found out like that.
SPIKE: You didn't think you could keep the truth from her forever, did you? Maybe if you had been more honest with her in the first place, you wouldn't be trying to make yourself feel better with a round of Kick The Spike.

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