DAWN: Like you'd tell me anyway. Dawn's too young and Dawn's too delicate.
BUFFY: Right. A young delicate pain in my butt.

XANDER: You know, uh ... she kinda has a crush on me.
GILES: Your point being?
XANDER: Well nothing, no, uh ... just saying, powerful being ... big energy gal digging the Xan-man. Some guys are just cooler, you know?

XANDER: Anya, you wanna help me with that thing?
ANYA: Xander needs help with his thing!

SPIKE: Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy-bye? All warm and safe where nothing can eat you?
DAWN: Is that supposed to scare me?
SPIKE: Little tremble wouldn't hurt.
DAWN: Sorry, it's just ... come on. I'm badder than you.
SPIKE: Are not!
DAWN: Am too. You're standing in the bushes hugging a bent box of chocolates, and I'm-
SPIKE: What? Sneaking out to braid hair and watch Teletubbies with your mates?

DAWN: You guys doin' a spell?
WILLOW: Dawn, hey. Y-yeah, we're doing an early warning incantation. If anything hellgodishly powerful comes within a hundred feet of the shop, then screechy siren things will, you know, screech.TARA: This should give us a heads-up so we can hide ... the, um, key.
WILLOW: We already put one up around your house.
DAWN: Cool, can I help?
WILLOW: Well, I don't think Buffy would like the, uh, black arts bumpin' auras with the littlest Summers.

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